Did your parents ever have one of those leather bag canteens? I think they are called bota bags or something. Anyway, that is what I feel like right now, a big bag of leather filled to capacity.
Last night I took 2 (of the 3 recommended) laxatives, 4 fiber pills and 1 milk thistle capsule. Today, I’ve taken my 4 fiber pills and drank a gallon of water. Nothing is happening. I mean, nothing too impressive. I feel like if I bend to pick something off the floor, a river of shredded wheat-like substance will spew from my mouth and nose.
B and I went down to Grateful Bread and ate huge bowls of steamy, hippie soup. I thought that might help my situation. If there is one thing hippies can do, it’s make a moving meal (nudge, nudge. heh, heh).
So, now I sit and wait.
I’ll keep you updated.
jessica
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